N. Korea Picks on Kerry's ... Jaw

North Korea is upset with America for staging an "invasion rehearsal" (read: military drills) with South Korea, so naturally it gracefully and diplomatically ... No. It diplomatically did nothing. Instead, Pyongyang opted for playground antics, blasting Secretary of State John Kerry as a "wolf donning the mask of sheep" with a "hideous lantern jaw," the AP reports.

This follows similar insults against "dirty fellow" President Obama and South Korean president and "old prostitute" Park Geun-hye. Kerry's criticism of the North's human rights record might have attracted Pyongyang's ire. Either way, "hey, props for creativity, North Korea," writes Terrence McCoy at the Washington Post. (More John Kerry stories.)