LiLo's Plan: Write Grammy-Worthy Album

The Delusional Quote of the Day comes to us from a source “very close” to Lindsay Lohan, who tells PopEater LiLo will be spending her time in jail writing music…and the resulting album “will definitely get nominated for a Grammy.” For more on her inevitable musical comeback, click here. More from the world o' Lohans:

• Some inmates are “pissy” about Lindsay’s “special treatment,” one recently released woman tells the New York Daily News. There are rumors, denied by the prison, of her own TV and dresser, special food, a private phone, and her own guard.

• “Tears were shed” when mom Dina and sister Ali recently visited her, a source tells Radar. Also on the list of people permitted to visit Lindsay: Samantha Ronson. Not on the list: Her dad.
• Speaking of that wacky Michael Lohan, his fiancée—Jon Gosselin ex Kate Major—accuses him of pushing her to the ground and kicking her in the face, TMZ reports. She has since filed a restraining order, Radar adds. Michael Lohan of course denies the whole thing, going so far as to tell Radar, “I see no reason why the wedding wouldn’t still be on.” He also, bizarrely, blames the whole fight on two of Tiger Woods’ mistresses.

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