11 Sex Tapes You Should Skip

Danielle Staub’s sex tape is out Monday, but the Daily Beast highly recommends you skip watching it. Ten more sex tapes none of us ever wanted to see:

• Dustin Diamond: His too-gross-for-words sex tape, Screeched, is also—appropriately enough—known as Saved by the Smell. If you don’t already know what he did on it, this column will clue you in.
• Fred Durst: Like Diamond, the Limp Bizkit frontman was suspected of leaking his own tape. When that’s your best route to publicity, perhaps it’s time for a visit to a life coach.

• Tonya Harding: Got dolled up in a costume wedding dress to tape herself with now-ex-husband Jeff Gillooly. Gillooly sold the tape—and was also behind the attack on Nancy Kerrigan. Sounds like a classy guy.
• Chyna: The female WWE wrestler “did some eye-damaging” when 1 Night in China was released, showing her and another wrestler getting it on—in China. How clever.
• Gene Simmons: Though the lead singer of KISS is usually “the consummate showman,” Simmons at 58 “having sex in a T-shirt lacks the same production value.”

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