Con Packed a Lot of Junk in His Trunk

Guards amazed by size of Washington inmate's rectal stash
By Rob Quinn,  Newser Staff
Posted Jun 7, 2010 3:13 AM CDT
Con Packed a Lot of Junk in His Trunk
The 24-year-old inmate overpacked for his 3-day stay in jail, guards say.   (Shutter Stock)

A Washington state man turned his rectum into an Aladdin's Cave of contraband in preparation for a 3-day stay in prison, police say. The man managed to smuggle in a lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a baggie of suspected marijuana, according to officials at the county jail.

Guards became suspicious after a plastic bag was found floating in the cell's toilet and the 24-year-old surrendered the contraband after questioning. "We were all wondering, ‘How do you put all that up there?’" a police spokesman told Wenatchee World. “The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce.”
(More contraband stories.)

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