8 Ways to Stick It to Arizona

So you want to protest Arizona's new immigration law from the comforts of your non-Arizona home but don't know how? No worries. Gawker has been "effectively been boycotting Arizona for years by not thinking about it," and Glen Runciter takes the next step, recommending Arizona-related people and businesses you can shun from anywhere:

• PF Chang's: Based out of Scottsdale, it's totally easy to bypass this chain. Just substitute a real Chinese restaurant.

• Sky Mall: This Phoenix-based company loves to offer us crap we don't need at 30,000 feet. Should you find yourself needing crap, head to Brookstone at the mall.
• John McCain: Having a hard time tearing yourself away from the senator? Runciter suggests "Vermont Socialist Bernie Sanders" as a replacement figure.
• Alcor Life Extension Foundation: Need a substitute for this Scottsdale cryonics company? Try the "freezer in your garage."

Click here for the complete list, which does not include Arizona Iced Tea. Sip away—the drink is brewed in NYC.
(More Arizona immigration law stories.)