10 Shows Kate Can Star in...Once She Loses DWTS

The hype surrounding Kate Gosselin may be enough to make the public overlook her awful, awful dancing for a while—but it’s only a matter of time before she gets kicked off Dancing With the Stars. What show should she do next? Olivia Allin offers up 10 ideas, on The Frisky:

1. Toddlers in Tiaras: Can you just imagine the Gosselin sextuplets “in matching outfits, dancing in unison”? Nothing could be cuter—and “pageant life might be a good outlet for the reality mom’s controlling nature.”
2. Grey’s Anatomy: “Now that Katherine Heigl‘s left the show, they’re going to need an overbearing, whiny blond doctor to replace her.”

3. The Real Housewives of Pennsylvania: “Throw in a couple die-hard Christians and some Amish wives, and we’ve got plenty of drama to build a multi-season arc of hair-pulling and wagon stealing.”
4. The Rachael Ray Show: “Nice me would say that Rachael needs a sidekick and the women would get along, but in reality, I just want Kate to break Rachael’s spirit.”
5. Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal: “If twins can sometimes read each other’s thoughts, shouldn’t sextuplets have ultra psychic powers? Isn’t it at least worth a cross-over show to find out?”

For the complete list—including one show that would prominently feature Jon—click here. (More Kate Gosselin stories.)