Celebrity / Lindsay Lohan 12 Steps LiLo Must Take to Save Her Career Lose the fake tan, the blond dye job, and the leggings for a start By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff Posted Feb 15, 2010 9:24 AM CST Copied In this Monday, Oct. 19, 2009 file photo, actress Lindsay Lohan attends the 2009 Whitney Museum of American Art gala and studio party in New York. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini) Lindsay Lohan’s bad publicity parade marches on, but all hope is not lost: Tracey Harrington McCoy fully backs a LiLo career comeback, and she outlines a 12-step program on PopEater: No more fake tanning: It’s one thing to promote your line of spray tanner. It’s another to show up on the red carpet with “oompa-loompa orange feet.” No more fake hair color: Not only does the blond look fake, it highlights the orange tan—go back to the natural, and unique, red. No more leggings: “Please start wearing a bra. Stop replacing pants with sheer leggings or tights.” No more partying with Ali: Do sisterly things together, sure, “but stop taking her to clubs. She's 16. It's illegal!” No more partying, period: Enough said. No more forays into fashion designing: “Lets just call your experience as ‘artistic adviser’ at Ungaro what it was: a travesty.” No more Insider interviews: “Allowing The Insider to paint you as some sort of ‘celebrity hoarder’ was not a good move. No one is going to sympathize with the fact that you have racks upon racks of unworn clothing in the middle of a recession when one-in-ten people are unemployed.” Click here for all the steps to a complete LiLo recovery...and goodness knows she needs one, after losing this $150,000 escort gig. (More Lindsay Lohan stories.) Report an error