Donald Trump’s personal golf cart was stolen this morning, the first day of competition in a tournament at his Trump National Golf Club-Bedminster, the Newark Star-Ledger reports. It’s known around the course that cart No. 13 is reserved for Trump whenever he’s around, and it went missing—along with his cell phone—after he parked to watch play. The cart was returned, but the Donald miffed. No word on whether the transgressor got an Apprentice-style summary judgment.
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