Entertainment / entertainment The Worst Lyrics of All Time 'I feel real phoney when my name is Bill... or was that Phil' and more By A Ali, Newser Staff Posted Jun 3, 2009 2:52 PM CDT Copied 'Can't forget to stay real. To me it's like breathing,' Jennifer Lopez says in 'Jenny From The Block.' (AP Photo/Shuji Kajiyama) Great music can inspire, but even the greats have thought up some atrocious lyrics. NME mines these gems: "What else could I say? Everyone is gay." (Nirvana, All Apologies) "I met a girl. She asked me my name. I told her what it was." (Razorlight, Somewhere Else) "Give me some milk—or else go home." (Bob Dylan, Ballad of a Thin Man) "Can't forget to stay real. To me it's like breathing." (Jennifer Lopez, Jenny From The Block) "I fell in love with a slit-eyed lady." (Rod Stewart, Every Picture Tells a Story) "The sea was very rough, it made me feel sick. But I like that kind of stuff, it beats arithmetic." (New Order, Slow Jam) "Girl you look just like my car. I wanna wax it." (R. Kelly, You Remind Me of Something) "Oh babe, I wanna put my log in your fireplace." (Kiss, Burn Bitch Burn). Click through below for more from Johnny Sharp's Crap Lyrics. (More entertainment stories.) Report an error