In what many will probably see as reaching her ultimate destiny, the Long Island Lolita and accidental porn star has laid bare her plans to become a stripper, the New York Post reports. Not just a stripper, but a high-paid, touring-the-country stripper. “I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, ‘Dear, please put your clothes back on. You're too old,’” says Amy Fisher.
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