Watch Harry Make Shocking Boast About Giraffes

Sure, he swore at the altar. But at least Prince Harry didn't say the quotes jokingly attributed to him by the clever minds behind Bad Lip Reading. The YouTube channel's video re-imagining Saturday's royal wedding, with 5.4 million views in two days, leaves watchers wondering if Harry uttered, "You look amazing," or instead, "Do you need a pen?" It also sees Harry boast of killing 1,693 giraffes before the bride and groom confess their love for … Harry Potter character Hagrid. Then a choir sings about bikinis, though, according to Slate, the best part is "what best man Will had to say." (More royal wedding stories.)