This Exists: Pizza Hut Perfume

What started out as a big, cheesy joke has come to pass: Pizza Hut has actually released its very own perfume. The Christian Science Monitor explains that the company's Canadian marketing group playfully suggested the idea in a Facebook post, asking fans what they would name such a scent. Among the multitude of responses were many pleas for the perfume itself, so the company made 110 bottles of the stuff, which apparently boasts "top notes of freshly baked, hand-tossed dough."

They were given to "lucky" Pizza Hut Canada Facebook fans who asked for it. The rest of us will have to settle for rubbing a little yeast water behind each ear, at least for now—the company says "only time will tell" if the Pizza Hut Perfume ever hits shelves. (Bummed you missed out? Maybe a $450 Starbucks gift card will satisfy your fast-food needs.)