An Ontario man who thought it would be fun to walk along a Christmas parade route telling kids there is no Santa Claus got his comeuppance: He was busted for public intoxication. Cops on Saturday received complaints about the 24-year-old man, who was easy to find because he had "his hair formed to look like horns that were protruding from his head," says a release from the police department. He was also charged with causing a disturbance by being drunk, as well as breaching probation, 24 Hours Vancouver reports. (More strange stuff stories.)