Miffed Snooki: Judge's LiLo Dig 'Harsh'

Snooki, the self-described "Smurf" of reality TV, was stunned by a judge's harsh comments this week slamming her as a "Lindsay Lohan wannabe" as he sentenced the Jersey Shore star for disorderly conduct. The Jersey judge also called her "rude, profane, obnoxious, and self-indulgent." It "was harsh," Snooks tells People. "I never drank and drove, I don't do drugs. I do nothing that Lindsay does, so it was definitely a little overboard."

She pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for a drunken dust-up at the shore, was fined $500, and given two days of community service. "I'm over it," said Snooki. (More Jersey Shore stories.)