Van Dyke Jokes: Crash 'Made Me a Little Dumber'
Dick Van Dyke Offers
a Post-Crash Update
Mar 27, 2023 7:40 AM CDT
Some of Twitter's Source Code Apparently Leaked Months Ago
Some of Twitter's Source Code
Apparently Leaked Months Ago
Mar 27, 2023 5:01 AM CDT
'Potentially Offensive' Language to Be Removed From Agatha Christie Novels
'Potentially Offensive'
Language Yanked From
Agatha Christie Novels
Mar 27, 2023 4:03 AM CDT
91-Year-Old Crosses Grand Canyon in 5 Days, Setting Record
91-Year-Old Is Oldest
Person to Cross Grand Canyon
Mar 27, 2023 3:31 AM CDT
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Silicon Valley Bank Has a Buyer
Silicon Valley Bank Has a Buyer
Mar 27, 2023 1:26 AM CDT
Tens of Thousands Take to the Streets as Opposition to Netanyahu's Plan Mounts
Israel's Prez to Netanyahu:
'Wake Up Now!'
Mar 27, 2023 1:26 AM CDT
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Daniel Radcliffe Is Going to Be a Dad
Daniel Radcliffe, Longtime
Partner Are Having a Baby
Mar 27, 2023 12:57 AM CDT
This Is the First Time Since 1970 This Has Happened at Final Four
This Is the First Time
in 5 Decades This Has
Happened at Final Four
Mar 27, 2023 12:06 AM CDT
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We're Paving the Way for the Next Pandemic
We're Paving
the Way for the
Next Pandemic
longform
Mar 26, 2023 5:05 PM CDT
Michelangelo's David Was Too 'Pornographic' for Florida Parent
Museum Invites
Florida Class
to Take a Look
updated
Mar 26, 2023 4:45 PM CDT
Ukraine Wants UN to Act on Russia's 'Nuclear Blackmail'
Ukraine Takes Russia's
Nuclear Arms Plan to UN
Mar 26, 2023 4:25 PM CDT
This Romance Scam Also Had a Crazy Sting Operation
This Tinder Scam Ended
With a Crazy Police Sting
longform
Mar 26, 2023 4:00 PM CDT
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NFL Player's Routine Checkup Reveals Cancer
During NFL Player's
Routine Checkup, a
'Life-Changing' Find
in case you missed it
Mar 26, 2023 3:30 PM CDT
Israel’s Defense Minister Takes Stand on Judiciary Changes
Netanyahu Fires Defense Chief
Who Urged Halt to Judicial Plan
updated
Mar 26, 2023 3:00 PM CDT
Mississippi Has an Oyster Problem
Mississippi Has
an Oyster Problem
longform
Mar 26, 2023 2:25 PM CDT
Living Life Without Shoes? He's Done It for 20 Years
He Lives in Connecticut, Has
Gone 20 Years Without Shoes
Mar 26, 2023 1:15 PM CDT
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John Wick Series Has Biggest Opening
John Wick Hits Franchise High
box office
Mar 26, 2023 12:40 PM CDT
Invasive New Mosquito Species Is Spreading in Florida
Florida Has a
New, 'Concerning'
Mosquito Species
in case you missed it
Mar 26, 2023 11:25 AM CDT
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Despite Promise, Biden Retains Trump's Death Sentence Zeal
Despite Promise, Biden Retains
Trump's Death Sentence Zeal
Mar 26, 2023 10:50 AM CDT
The Treasure Hunt Is Over. Some Can't Stop Hunting
The Treasure Hunt Is Over.
Long Live the Treasure Hunt
longform
Mar 26, 2023 10:10 AM CDT
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Chocolate Plant Blast 'the Loudest Thing I've Ever Heard'
One Pulled Alive From Rubble
of Chocolate Plant in Pa.
UPDATED
Mar 26, 2023 10:05 AM CDT
Dutch Train Passengers May Be Cursing Badgers
Dutch Train
Passengers
May Be Cursing
Badgers
Mar 26, 2023 9:35 AM CDT
Meteorologist Sees Tornado Path: 'Dear Jesus ... Help Them'
Meteorologist Sees Tornado
Track on Air, Offers a Prayer
the rundown
Mar 26, 2023 9:00 AM CDT
For Carter's Childhood Friend, a Little-Known Murder Charge
For Carter's Childhood Friend,
a Little-Known Murder Charge
Mar 26, 2023 8:25 AM CDT
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This Move Leaves Taiwan With Diplomatic Ties to Just 13 Countries
Honduras Delivers
Political Blow to Taiwan
UPDATED
Mar 26, 2023 7:50 AM CDT
With Locks of Hair, Scientists Solve a Beethoven Mystery
With Locks of Hair, Scientists
Solve a Beethoven Mystery
in case you missed it
Mar 26, 2023 7:15 AM CDT
In Lebanon Sunday, It's Unclear What Time It Is
Lebanon Wakes Up
to Confusion Over Clocks
Mar 26, 2023 6:40 AM CDT
At Waco Rally, Trump Vows Political Vengeance
At Waco Rally, Trump
Vows Political Vengeance
Mar 26, 2023 6:05 AM CDT
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Rising Star Jonathan Majors Arrested in NYC
A Rising Hollywood Star
Is Arrested in NYC
Mar 26, 2023 5:30 AM CDT
Survivors Describe Horror of Fatal Tornado
Tornado Survivors
Saw Their City
and Homes Vanish
photos
Mar 25, 2023 5:25 PM CDT
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To Clean Up the Mess in Space, Scientists Urge a Global Treaty
Scientists: Trash Mess
in Space Mirrors
Problem in Oceans
Mar 25, 2023 4:55 PM CDT
LA School Strikers Win Pay Raises
LA Schools, Strikers
Agree on Raises
Mar 25, 2023 4:30 PM CDT
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CDC: 'Killer Fungus' Spreading at 'Alarming Rate'
CDC: 'Killer Fungus'
Spreading at 'Alarming Rate'
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
Mar 25, 2023 4:05 PM CDT
Two Cuban Migrants Take Hang Glider to Florida
Cuban Migrants Reach
Florida by Hang Glider
Mar 25, 2023 3:35 PM CDT
Russia to Put Tactical Nuclear Weapons in Belarus
Russia to Put Tactical
Nuclear Weapons in Belarus
Mar 25, 2023 3:00 PM CDT
Pope Widens Church Law on Dealing With Abuse
Pope Confirms Adults
Can Be Abuse Victims
Mar 25, 2023 2:15 PM CDT
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Gordon E. Moore Saw the Future of Computing
Moore's Law
Saw the Future
of Computing
obituary
Mar 25, 2023 1:30 PM CDT
Evidence Suggests Venus Is Volcanically Active 'Right Now'
On Our Sister Planet, the First
Direct Evidence of Eruptions
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
Mar 25, 2023 12:50 PM CDT
LGBTQ+ Dating App Warns Users in Egypt
Grindr Warns Users
of App in Egypt
Mar 25, 2023 12:10 PM CDT
Cops' Big Find: 200 Snakes, a Croc, a Body, and a Toddler
911 Call Was for Unresponsive
Man. Cops Found a Lot More
Mar 25, 2023 11:30 AM CDT
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House GOP Pushes Through 'Parents Rights' Bill
House GOP
Pushes Through
'Parents Rights' Bill
Mar 25, 2023 10:45 AM CDT
State's No. 1 Accountant to Step Down After $3.5B Snafu
South Carolina's
Chief Accountant
Made Quite the Blunder
Mar 25, 2023 10:00 AM CDT
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Paltrow Initially Thought Ski Crash Was a 'Joke'
Paltrow: I Initially
Thought Ski
Crash Was a
Sex Assault
Mar 25, 2023 9:30 AM CDT
The Most, Least Contaminated Fruits and Veggies
The 'Dirty Dozen:' Most
Contaminated Fruits, Veggies
Mar 25, 2023 9:00 AM CDT
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Basketball Tourney Goes From 'Madness' to 'Unprecedented'
Basketball Tourney Goes From
'Madness' to 'Unprecedented'
Mar 25, 2023 8:30 AM CDT
Death Threat, White Powder Sent to DA Probing Trump
In the Mail for Alvin Bragg:
Death Threat, White Powder
Mar 25, 2023 7:00 AM CDT
New Zealand Budgets $4M to Help Lovelorn Teens
New Zealand Invests $4M
to Help Brokenhearted Teens
Mar 25, 2023 6:30 AM CDT
Would-Be Kidnapper Messed With the Wrong Group of Kids
Would-Be Kidnapper Messed
With the Wrong Group of Kids
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
Mar 25, 2023 6:00 AM CDT
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