Wait, You Thought Hello Kitty Was a Cat?

 Hello Kitty 
 Isn't Exactly 
 a Cat 
UPDATED
Aug 28, 2014 11:25 AM CDT
UN Calls Crisis Meeting as Russia Tanks Roll in Ukraine
UN Calls Crisis Meeting as Russia Tanks Roll in Ukraine
Aug 28, 2014 11:14 AM CDT
Scientists Turn Bad Memories to Happy Ones
 Scientists Turn 
 Bad Memories 
 to Happy Ones 
Aug 28, 2014 10:40 AM CDT
Gillibrand: Colleagues Called Me 'Fat,' 'Porky,' 'Chubby'
 Gillibrand: 
 Colleagues 
 Called Me 'Fat,' 
 'Porky,' 'Chubby' 
Aug 28, 2014 10:23 AM CDT
'Friends' Stage Mini-Reunion on Kimmel
 'Friends' Stage 
 Mini-Reunion 
 on Kimmel 
Aug 28, 2014 9:51 AM CDT
Galifianakis to Star in FX 'Clown Comedy'
 Galifianakis 
 to Star in FX 
 'Clown Comedy' 
Aug 28, 2014 9:26 AM CDT
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ISIS Claims It's on an Execution Spree in Syria
ISIS Claims It's on an Execution Spree in Syria
Aug 28, 2014 9:14 AM CDT
Brain-Eating Amoeba Found Lurking in La. Water System
 Brain-Eating 
 Amoeba Found 
 Lurking in La. 
 Water System 
Aug 28, 2014 8:14 AM CDT
Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Got Married
 Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie 
 Got Married—5 Days Ago 
UPDATED
Aug 28, 2014 8:04 AM CDT
Ukraine: Russia Is Invading
 Ukraine: Russia Is Invading 
Aug 28, 2014 7:49 AM CDT
UN: We Could See 20K Ebola Cases



 UN: We Could See 
 20K Ebola Cases 
Aug 28, 2014 7:11 AM CDT
Death Valley's Moving Rock Puzzle Finally Cracked
 Death Valley's 
 Moving Rock Puzzle 
 Finally Cracked 
Aug 28, 2014 5:15 AM CDT
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Panda Faked Pregnancy for Extra Bamboo
Panda Faked Pregnancy
for Extra Bamboo
Aug 28, 2014 5:03 AM CDT
Epic Surf Wows California
 Epic Surf Wows California 
Aug 28, 2014 4:11 AM CDT
USC: Player Lied About Rescuing Drowning Nephew
USC: Player Lied About Rescuing Drowning Nephew
Aug 28, 2014 3:26 AM CDT
Range Owner: Uzi Death Was First-Ever Accident
 Range Owner: 
 Uzi Death Was 
 First-Ever Accident 
Aug 28, 2014 3:04 AM CDT
Did Russian Cyberattackers Raid Big US Banks?
Did Russian Cyberattackers Raid Big US Banks?
Aug 28, 2014 1:16 AM CDT
F-15 Pilot Missing After Virginia Crash
 F-15 Pilot Missing 
 After Virginia Crash 
Aug 28, 2014 12:29 AM CDT
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Tsarnaevs' Sister Accused of Bomb Threat
Tsarnaevs' Sister Accused
of Bomb Threat
Aug 27, 2014 7:37 PM CDT
Obama May Skirt Congress on Global Climate Deal
 Obama May Skirt Congress 
 on Global Climate Deal 
Aug 27, 2014 6:36 PM CDT
Court: Workers' Comp Justified Over Kickball Game
 Court: Workers' Comp 
 Justified Over Kickball Game 
Aug 27, 2014 6:00 PM CDT
Tripoli Bombing Is 'Game-Changer' in Fight Against ISIS

 Tripoli Bombing 
 Is 'Game-Changer' 
 in Fight Against ISIS 
OPINION
Aug 27, 2014 5:37 PM CDT
Medical Marijuana May Cut Painkiller ODs
Medical Marijuana
May Cut Painkiller ODs
Aug 27, 2014 5:02 PM CDT
Food Fight! Tomato Throwers Unload in Spain
 Food Fight! Tomato 
 Throwers Unload in Spain 
Aug 27, 2014 4:27 PM CDT
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Police Ignored Huge Child Abuse Ring for Years: Report
 Police Ignored Huge 
 Child Abuse Ring 
 for Years: Report 
Aug 27, 2014 4:18 PM CDT
Cops TV Crew Member Killed in Police Shooting
 Cops TV Crew Member 
 Killed in Police Shooting 
Aug 27, 2014 3:56 PM CDT
Plane Hopper Sprung From Jail, Arrested Again
Plane Hopper Sprung From Jail, Arrested Again
Aug 27, 2014 3:39 PM CDT
John Lennon's Killer: 'Sorry for Being Such an Idiot'
John Lennon's Killer: 'Sorry for Being Such an Idiot'
Aug 27, 2014 3:19 PM CDT
Dow Ticks Up 15
 Dow Ticks Up 15 
thestreet
Aug 27, 2014 3:09 PM CDT
Sopranos Creator: Tony Didn't Die
 Sopranos Creator: 
 Tony Didn't Die 
Aug 27, 2014 2:41 PM CDT
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Boy's DQ Milkshake Mixed With Chemical Cleaner
Boy's DQ Milkshake Mixed With Chemical Cleaner
Aug 27, 2014 2:17 PM CDT
Supreme Court Helps Cops Stay Unaccountable
Supreme Court Helps Cops Stay Unaccountable
OPINION
Aug 27, 2014 1:59 PM CDT
Mother of US Hostage Pleads to Leader of ISIS
Mother of US Hostage
Pleads to Leader of ISIS
Aug 27, 2014 1:45 PM CDT
Cops: Man, 85, Tried to Sneak Pot to Jailed Grandson
Cops: Man, 85, Tried to Sneak Pot to Jailed Grandson
Aug 27, 2014 1:17 PM CDT
Detroit Residents Face New Water Shutoffs
 Detroit Residents 
 Face New Water 
 Shutoffs 
Aug 27, 2014 1:01 PM CDT
Dylan Fans Rejoice: 'Basement Tapes' Being Released


 Dylan Fans Rejoice:  
 'Basement Tapes'  
 Being Released 
Aug 27, 2014 12:44 PM CDT
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Kids' Shirts Yanked for Resembling Nazi Camp Uniforms
 Kids' Shirts 
 Yanked for 
 Resembling 
 Nazi Camp 
 Uniforms 
Aug 27, 2014 12:28 PM CDT
3 Generations Drown in Lake Accident
 3 Generations 
 Drown in Lake 
 Accident 
Aug 27, 2014 12:11 PM CDT
Bobby Jindal Sues White House Over Common Core
 Bobby Jindal 
 Sues White House 
 Over Common Core 
Aug 27, 2014 11:49 AM CDT
Journo Thanks 'Big-Hearted' People Who Won His Release
 Journo Thanks 
 'Big-Hearted' 
 People Who 
 Won His Release 
Aug 27, 2014 11:32 AM CDT
Fighter Jet Crashes in Virginia Mountains
 Fighter Jet Crashes 
 in Virginia Mountains 
Aug 27, 2014 11:15 AM CDT
Miley's Homeless VMAs Date Is Wanted by Cops
 Miley's Homeless 
 VMAs Date Is 
 Wanted by Cops 
Aug 27, 2014 10:59 AM CDT
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ESPN Delves Into Michael Sam's Showering Routine
 ESPN Delves 
 Into Michael Sam's 
 Showering Routine 
Aug 27, 2014 10:58 AM CDT
Chelsea Handler Gets 'Intervention' on Last Lately
Chelsea Handler Gets 'Intervention' on Last Lately
Aug 27, 2014 10:44 AM CDT
To Ease Homelessness, Portland Eyes Micro-Homes
To Ease Homelessness, Portland Eyes Micro-Homes
Aug 27, 2014 10:22 AM CDT
Gun Control Fight's New Big Dogs: Bill, Melinda Gates
 Gun Control Fight's 
 New Big Dogs: 
 Bill, Melinda Gates 
Aug 27, 2014 10:02 AM CDT
US Seeks Allies in ISIS Fight —but Not Assad
 US Seeks Allies 
 in ISIS Fight 
 —but Not Assad 
Aug 27, 2014 9:36 AM CDT
75% of White People Have Zero Minority Friends
 75% of White 
 People Have Zero 
 Minority Friends 
SURVEY SAYS
Aug 27, 2014 9:26 AM CDT
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