Man Finds Snake Sitting on Toilet Seat
 Man Finds Snake 
 Sitting on Toilet Seat 
OH, CRAP!
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Dow Climbs 8; Fed Plans Deflation Action
 Dow Climbs 8; 
 Fed Plans Deflation Action 
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'GOP Civil War' Is a Media Invention
 'GOP Civil War' 
 Is a Media 
 Invention 
Jonah Goldberg
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Newt's Doing a McCarthy Impression
Newt's Doing
a McCarthy Impression
Eugene Robinson
The Opinions of Attractive People
 The Opinions of 
 Attractive People 
Dilbert's Scott Adams
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Murkowski Campaign Has Trouble Spelling Her Name
Murkowski Campaign Has Trouble Spelling Her Name
lisamurkwski.com
Why the Twitterverse Turned on Bieber

 Why the Twitterverse 
 Turned on Bieber 
#getsomejustin
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Oprah Donates $1M to Schools
 Oprah Donates $1M to Schools 
Flu Shot May Ward Off Heart Attacks
Flu Shot May Ward Off Heart Attacks
Obama Is Losing Black Voters
Obama Is Losing
Black Voters
bob herbert
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Douglas Walks Red Carpet
 Douglas Walks Red Carpet 
'wall street' premiere
Chopper Crash Makes 2010 Deadliest Year of Afghan War
Chopper Crash Makes 2010 Deadliest Year of Afghan War
9 americans killed
Man Arrested in Chicago Bomb Plot
Man Arrested
in Chicago Bomb Plot
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3 Shot on Army Base
 3 Shot on Army Base 
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Witches Furious With O'Donnell
 Witches Furious With O'Donnell 
Plane Lands on Interstate
 Plane Lands on Interstate 
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