Cop Mistook LiLo's Coke for a Mint
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LOHAN+WHITE POWDER=ALTOID!
Roberts Court Flexed its Muscle
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Term in Review
Is Limbaugh Verboten at Fox?
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Michael Wolff
Barack Obama Is a Woman
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'Jezebel Thinks I'm a Sexist Prick': Stewart
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plus: the kevin bacon game!
The Race to Replace Larry King
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Twilight: Eclipse Is One for the Fans
 Twilight: Eclipse 
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MOVIE REVIEW
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Hurricane Halts Gulf Cleanup
 Hurricane Halts Gulf Cleanup 
FAA OKs Flying Car
 FAA OKs Flying Car 
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6.5 Quake Hits Mexico
 6.5 Quake Hits Mexico 
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Tasered Granny Sues Town
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CNN's Larry King Retiring
 CNN's Larry King Retiring 
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Kagan Hearings? Let's Doodle Instead
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Hulu Debuts Subscription Service
Hulu Debuts Subscription Service
Boehner: Raise Retirement Age to 70
Boehner: Raise Retirement Age to 70
Dow Drops 268, Goes Back Under 10,000
 Dow Drops 268, Goes 
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MARKETWATCH
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Please, No More Nazi References
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OPINION
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