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CNBC Staff 'Furious' at Quiet Cramer
CNBC Staff 'Furious' at
Quiet Cramer
Math Geeks, Unite! It's Pi Day
 Math Geeks, Unite! It's Pi Day 
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Madoff Lists $826M in Assets
 Madoff Lists $826M in Assets 
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The Insult That Hurts Worldwide


 The Insult 
 That Hurts 
 Worldwide 
COMMENTARY
German Gunman 'Totally Normal Teen'
German Gunman 'Totally Normal Teen'
'Vampire' Unearthed in Venice
 'Vampire' Unearthed in Venice 
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Cat Takes a Ride in Used Couch
 Cat Takes a Ride in Used Couch 
Lawyer: Send Madoff Home
 Lawyer: Send Madoff Home  
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Dow Up 54, Gains 9% for Week
 Dow Up 54, Gains 9% for Week 
MARKETS
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My 401(k) Proves I Could Do Better Than CNBC
My 401(k) Proves I Could
Do Better Than CNBC
OPINION
Witch Mountain a Fun Ride
 Witch Mountain a Fun Ride 
movie review
Palin Hates Earmarks, but Alaska's No. 1
Palin Hates Earmarks, but Alaska's No. 1
OPINION
Barbara Bush Leaves Hospital
 Barbara Bush 
 Leaves Hospital 
Wild Shrooms Kill Calif. Man
 Wild Shrooms Kill Calif. Man 
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